Thursday, May 31, 2018

Simply_simple

She says she wants to be one of us
but she's too busy
plugging the hole in her heart
with cheap plugs
for products she won't use
to get down with us.
You're not one of us.
Simply simple.
Simply same as everyone else.
Simply someone that appeals to everyone to up your subs.
Deep as a puddle.
Derping around Disney and dropping hints.
Crying that nobody understands her
when there is nothing to understand.
Simply someone who wanted more.
Simply someone who couldn't change.
Simply salty that she'll never be sultry.
Simply the same as every other awkward aesthetic wannabe.
Simply simple.
Simply unsubscribe.

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Like, Comment, Subscribe

All these girls
will tell you how to be a girl
on their youtube shitshows.

Tie up your hair.
Break out the blush. 
Buy all this shit.
Put all this shit all over your face.
All over your fucking face
bitch.
I LOVE YOU.
I COULDN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU.
Do you want to be ugly?
No?
Then you better like.
You better subscribe.
You better comment.
I'm going to stay here and wait.
I'll be waiting to reply.
You better fucking comment.
Buy the expensive miracle cream.
Smear it on your ugly face.
You're ugly.
Did I tell you that you're ugly. 
You're all so beautiful.
I love you.
I love your face
but buy the cream.
I got it for free.
You have to buy it.
It costs more than the camera I'm using for this video.
Buy it.
BUY IT.
BUY THE CREAM.
Paste the cream over your tears.
Leave a comment.
Subscribe.
I LOVE YOU.
Leave a comment.
Put your thumbs up.
Put your thumbs up.
Click the thumbs until your thumbs break.
Buy my entire description box.
Let me tell you how to be beautiful.
Don't you DARE tell me
that the way I sell you to my advertisers and sponsors is ugly.
Don't you DARE tell me
that the way I sit before you in free creams and free surgery is ugly.
LIKE ME.
CLICK ME.
BUY ME.

All these girls
will tell you how to be a girl
on their youtube shitshows
but you don't have to listen.
I promise.
You don't have to listen.